Saturday, July 30, 2005

"Brain Strain" is a fast fiction based on an image sent to me by Austin Glenn. He is one of the thousands of people who've clicked across my site over the past couple of days.

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BRAIN STRAIN


Mathew Link was a neurologist from Chicago who loved to gamble and masturbate but usually not at the same time.

One afternoon he come to a cross-roads in his development as a professonal. Vegas had come up in some introductory chit-chat wherein Dr Link's patient expressed his love of lady luck.

"If I can't remove that aneurysm within one hour the entire surgery will be free for you but if I do it under an hour then you've gotta pay me double the price." As Dr Link explained all this, he blinked and blinked his eyes which were reddened after a night's weeping. His wife, Margaret, had left him for a nose and mouth specialist.

"You're on," the patient replied.

The money that Mathew won went to an obscenely large collection of pornographic videos and cheetos but not in that order.

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