Peter Vickers was an underwater accountant who did all of his calculations in full scuba gear while submerged in his backyard pool. Under these conditions, he could concentrate his way into remarkable feats of memorization.
In his will he stipulated that he be buried in his scuba gear inside a coffin full of water.
“What kind of funeral will that be ? No one will see you !!” his beloved wife, Myrtyl, hollered.
“Well I won’t be seeing them. So really it’s only fair,” he shouted back.