The Cutest Little Toenail Clipping

The cutest little toenail clipping flew through the air faster than she had ever flown after being chopped away from her home.

"What a glorious view of the world," she thought in her tiny little toenail clipping way. "I wish I had a camera."

She splashed into a huge lake of porcelain at the bottom of a white bowl. "Oh I don't know how to swim and there's a strange grave-like silence in here"

High above the toenail clipping a hand was coming down on the toilet handle putting an end to that funny feeling deep in the toe-nail clipping's soul.