Brenda has a slew of great photos up at flickr.
WHY YOU STILL WANT ME, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I'M A LAZY, GOOD FOR NOTHING DO-NOTHINGER
While I might not seem like much in my current form, I am in fact the reincarnation of royalty. Louis the 14th or Henry the something. I forget the deets, but I do remember that he was massively famous for eatting only caviar. Is that rad or what ?
I can touch my tongue to my nose and sing every single Pink Floyd song ever made complete with fancy sound effects.
I can burp out a list of 23 synonyms for burp, several of which are in a foreign tongue.
I'm a full on human being and can love you with all my heart, liver, appendix (yes I still have one), mind and all the other relevant organs.
If you consider all the mistakes that I've made before and how I will have to make up for them you're basically looking at a decade of riding the gravy train of pay back. I'm man enough to admit that. Can you believe the deal that I'm holding out to you ?!?!
I love you, babe.