FAT MAN PROPOSING WITH KETCHUP ON HIS NAKED BODY
The sunshine splashed down all over his white flesh that spread out voluminously across the green front lawn of his beloved.
A closed window, however, seemed to be her only response.
Maybe I mispelled something, he thought lifting his head to check his belly.
"Will you be my love-bun"
Maybe I can still make use of some of this ketchup, he thought to himself.