("PRIVATE PARTS UNKNOWN" is a short story composed of nothing but questions.
PRIVATE PARTS UNKNOWN
Does he walk down the street with nothing but a duck covering up his private parts ? Is that innocent duck something that he won at a fair ?
Is his hair blond and wispy and unremarkable ? Does his strange gaze suggest that he’s trying to forget something ?
Where is he going ?
Does he feel a kind of emptiness that one might feel after having been dumped by your girlfriend just after you dished out a hundred bucks to win her a stupid prize ?
And did she tell him that she was breaking up because he lacked fortitude ?
Does he know what that word means ?