Today I'm going to introduce a character who may pop up over the next couple of weeks and months following what might be construed as a story line. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you: Cam Poppington !!
VIRAL KILLER, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST ?
"Hello my little pretty !" Cam Poppington cackles an evil laugh as big as his belly which shakes and bounces under his lab coat. Cam's cackle is not as evil as his breathe which is rancid and cruel enough to blind the tiny eyes of midget school girls riding puppy dogs, but the foul laugh and even fouler odor work in tandem to instill pandemonium in the hearts and nostrils of anyone around him.
An incredibly large virus with the mouth of a clown stares out blank faced at Cam.
"Oh you are cute, aren't you ? Entertaining even. What are you going to do next ? Will you sing a little Britney Spears song ? Will you swim around like a dolphin ? Will the baby versions of you that pop out of your mouth make old grannies giggle ?"
Cam scrunches his face up next to the glass jar: "No one will suspect you of being the most lethal creature this world has ever seen."
The virus blinks unknowingly.