Oh and by the way, who are all you people ? Drop me a little hello in the POST COMMENT down there. Where your from. How many times you brush your teeth. You know that kind of thing. Come on. I won't bite. Or make fun of you.
Mathew Link was a neurologist from Chicago who loved to gamble and masturbate but usually not at the same time.
One afternoon he come to a cross-roads in his development as a professonal. Vegas had come up in some introductory chit-chat wherein Dr Link's patient expressed his love of lady luck.
"If I can't remove that aneurysm within one hour the entire surgery will be free for you but if I do it under an hour then you've gotta pay me double the price." As Dr Link explained all this, he blinked and blinked his eyes which were reddened after a night's weeping. His wife, Margaret, had left him for a nose and mouth specialist.
"You're on," the patient replied.
The money that Mathew won went to an obscenely large collection of pornographic videos and cheetos but not in that order.